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适合考试发的搞笑句子,幽默有趣,皮一下缓解压力

じò ぴé一份思念 发表于:2021-01-10 点击:90

1.考试如果没有挂科,请不要叫我学霸,叫我幸运星。

If you fail in the exam, please don't call me Xueba, call me lucky star.

2.为什么历史交白卷,因为我觉得篡改历史有罪。

Why history is in vain? Because I feel guilty of tampering with history.

3.这次考试的重点在于,重在参与。

The focus of this exam is on participation

4.过年别提成绩,否则别怪我六亲不认。

Don't mention the achievements during the new year, otherwise don't blame me.

5.考试时,学霸就像wifi,方圆十几里都是需要密码的人。

During the exam, Xueba is just like WiFi. There are people who need a password for more than ten miles.

6.考神我追了你这么长时间,只求期末爱我一次。

I've been chasing you for such a long time, just ask for love once.

7.待全班男生长发及腰,我们再期末考试就好了。

When all the boys in the class have long hair and waist, we'll take the final exam.

8.期末考试期间,请大家叫我过儿。

Please call me Guo ER during the final exam

9.考试其实也没啥,只要不发成绩单就行。

In fact, the exam is nothing, as long as you don't send a report card.

10.临阵磨枪,不快也光。

It's hard to be quick

11.这次考试只挂了文科和理科。

Only liberal arts and science were passed up in this exam

12.东风吹,战鼓擂,明天考试谁怕谁。

The east wind blows, the war drums are beating, who is afraid of who will take the exam tomorrow.

13.开学时想成为学霸,期末时想罢学。

I want to be a student bully at the beginning of school and quit at the end of the term

14.没回复你就是在努力做题。

If you don't reply, you're just trying to solve the problem


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